"When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god."
Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.
And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.
one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared
"Your mental and physical health comes before anything. Exams can be redone. Your life can’t."
"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.
Keke Palmer geting emotional in an interview with Raven Symone (x)
This is very important. I’m glad both of them had this moment. Raven has been working and grinding longer than most of us have been able to talk and walk. She deserves all the praises.
(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via dy-nas-ty)