-I'm A Hot Mess-

Ask me anything   Miranda. 18. So it goes.

marielikestodraw:

dirtydirtychai:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.  

These are glorious. 

Ahahha perfect

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theonewithswag:

analmermaidprincess:                                                           .

babyferaligator:                 ,                              

hey man u missed a spot                      ,

    .                                           ,

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY                                                  ,

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dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

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mullofkintyre:

thebooshislooseandalittlebitraw:

Loreal 

Because you’re worth it

Hayden, you pimp

— 6 hours ago with 8 notes

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

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the-tudge:

cityofsleep:

stop

I’ve seen this video nearly a dozen times now. Whatever. Shut up.

the-tudge:

cityofsleep:

stop

I’ve seen this video nearly a dozen times now. Whatever. Shut up.

(Source: perks-of-being-just-me)

— 6 hours ago with 75 notes

Fill this in with stuff about you

Age:18
Where I live:Los Angeles, California
Where I would like to live:New York
Favourite food:pasta
Religion:agnostic
Sexual orientation:straight
Favourite book:The Art of Racing in the Rain
Eye color:Blue
Favourite movie:Dead Poet's Society
Favourite TV show:True Blood
Favourite band/singer:The xx
Favorite day/s of the year:October 3rd
Do I have any pets:One dog, two cats
Last movie I watched:The Purge
What’s my ringtone:iphone default ring
Favourite male character from a TV show:Eric Northman
Favourite female character from a TV show:Kate Beckett
What my name means:Admirable or one of Urans' moons. you pick
Favourite Superhero:Iron Man
— 6 hours ago with 148854 notes